My name is Samwise Gamgee.
When you refer to me, you will not say "Samwise Gamgee", but "
My main mission here is to accompany
, and make sure that
does not kill him. Because that would just ruin the day for all of us, now wouldn't it?
Also, if you happen to see a small, hunchy, disgusting creature crawling around that vaguely resembles a hobbit and has a fetish with referring to things as "my precious", if you could notify
, you would make middle earth a better place for all of us.